Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet
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The Cuddliest MP 
Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey offended Australian women today when he made the anachronistic and sexist suggestion the reason the Opposition's workplace policies are more successful than those of the Government is that his opposite number Julia Gillard is 'prettier' than he is.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-28 03:58:52
Workplace Relations Minister Joe Hockey offended Australian women today when he made the anachronistic and sexist suggestion the reason the Opposition's workplace policies are more successful than those of the Government is that his opposite number Julia Gillard is 'prettier' than he is.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-28 03:58:52
Australian Cricket Team Abandon Zimbabwe Tour for Photo Ops
Prime Minister John Howard has ordered the Australian cricket team to abandon a proposed tour of strife-torn Zimbabwe after weeks of diplomatic pressure exerted against Cricket Australia failed to produce any change in the sporting body's hard-line stance.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-21 03:50:57
Prime Minister John Howard has ordered the Australian cricket team to abandon a proposed tour of strife-torn Zimbabwe after weeks of diplomatic pressure exerted against Cricket Australia failed to produce any change in the sporting body's hard-line stance.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-21 03:50:57
Executives reflect on Kokoda lessons during junket
A group of Australian managers has recently returned from a two-week team building exercise in which they walked Papua New Guinea's Kokoda Track, on the way developing a degree of vicarious resilience not witnessed since 1942, when the region saw brutal and intense combat between units of the Japanese Imperial Army and an ad hoc force comprised of Australian militia and regular forces.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-14 03:53:41
A group of Australian managers has recently returned from a two-week team building exercise in which they walked Papua New Guinea's Kokoda Track, on the way developing a degree of vicarious resilience not witnessed since 1942, when the region saw brutal and intense combat between units of the Japanese Imperial Army and an ad hoc force comprised of Australian militia and regular forces.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-14 03:53:41
Seditio Ad Absurdum
In interview with Shaikh Al Hilali, the beleagered Mufti of Australia, Australian Federal Police have reportedly raised the issue of the Mufti's potential sedition, after the mufti, during a speech on Moslem unity, urged local followers of the Islamic faith to lend support to 'axis of evil' nation Iran.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-14 03:53:41
In interview with Shaikh Al Hilali, the beleagered Mufti of Australia, Australian Federal Police have reportedly raised the issue of the Mufti's potential sedition, after the mufti, during a speech on Moslem unity, urged local followers of the Islamic faith to lend support to 'axis of evil' nation Iran.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-14 03:53:41
Speaking American
It is well understood that cruel and fraudulent practises abound in this fraught and troubled world of ours, perpetrated ad nauseum and in the main by those entirely without scruple. Now a new and ugly fraud is being practiced on many of those who decide to broaden their horizons by learning the planet spanning lingua franca 'English'. Diligent study of the language of choice of recent global oppressors is now likely to be rewarded with disappointment rather than opportunity, with many discovering only too late they have not learned English at all, but are instead speaking American. Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-07 03:56:17
It is well understood that cruel and fraudulent practises abound in this fraught and troubled world of ours, perpetrated ad nauseum and in the main by those entirely without scruple. Now a new and ugly fraud is being practiced on many of those who decide to broaden their horizons by learning the planet spanning lingua franca 'English'. Diligent study of the language of choice of recent global oppressors is now likely to be rewarded with disappointment rather than opportunity, with many discovering only too late they have not learned English at all, but are instead speaking American. Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-07 03:56:17
Property Prices Recovered
In Clifton Hill it's getting chilly at this time of year, and woodfires burn in newly painted mid-twentieth century homes (or ducted heating in the cubist boxes au fait with modern builders and architects). The suburb near the city centre and bisected by Hoddle Street, was for a time the bane of property developers and owners, who could barely turn a buck from the sale of the motley jumble of townhouses, cottages and bungalows sandwiched between Northcote and Fitzroy. Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-07 03:56:17
In Clifton Hill it's getting chilly at this time of year, and woodfires burn in newly painted mid-twentieth century homes (or ducted heating in the cubist boxes au fait with modern builders and architects). The suburb near the city centre and bisected by Hoddle Street, was for a time the bane of property developers and owners, who could barely turn a buck from the sale of the motley jumble of townhouses, cottages and bungalows sandwiched between Northcote and Fitzroy. Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-05-07 03:56:17
O Maxine
Maxine McKew's decision to leave the Australian Broadcasting Corporation and run on the Labor Party ticket against the Prime Minister in his Sydney electorate of Bennelong is all very well and good, except that now she'll have to start taking the injections.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
Maxine McKew's decision to leave the Australian Broadcasting Corporation and run on the Labor Party ticket against the Prime Minister in his Sydney electorate of Bennelong is all very well and good, except that now she'll have to start taking the injections.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
The Au Fait McKew
Recently-outed ALP figure Maxine McKew has announced she will contest the Federal seat of Bennelong, currently held by erstwhile demi-God and political legend John Winston Howard.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
Recently-outed ALP figure Maxine McKew has announced she will contest the Federal seat of Bennelong, currently held by erstwhile demi-God and political legend John Winston Howard.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
Barking for God, Harry and England
Citizens in the major Western duocracies are celebrating imminent victory in their three-year old campaign to impose their self-evidently superior governmental system on Iraq, after it was announced Prince Henry Saxe-Coburg is to be dispatched to the now-troubled country to resolve what some more cynical analysts have referred to as a 'stalemate'.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
Citizens in the major Western duocracies are celebrating imminent victory in their three-year old campaign to impose their self-evidently superior governmental system on Iraq, after it was announced Prince Henry Saxe-Coburg is to be dispatched to the now-troubled country to resolve what some more cynical analysts have referred to as a 'stalemate'.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-03-19 04:56:40
Coca-Cola Plant Shut Down by Agrarian Fanatics:Delicious Beverage Under Assault
Despite bringing employment and industry to many poorer regions of the world Coca Cola is now under increasing threat from an intransigent and ungrateful third world population. Of course, the truth is, it's all very easy to take a huge, benevolent corporation like CocaCola-Amatil to task. But the truth is nobody is more interested in bringing the pleasant luxuries of the West to impoverished humans in disadvantaged corners of the planet than the goodly executives of Coke.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-02-26 04:44:00
Despite bringing employment and industry to many poorer regions of the world Coca Cola is now under increasing threat from an intransigent and ungrateful third world population. Of course, the truth is, it's all very easy to take a huge, benevolent corporation like CocaCola-Amatil to task. But the truth is nobody is more interested in bringing the pleasant luxuries of the West to impoverished humans in disadvantaged corners of the planet than the goodly executives of Coke.Irony Party of Australia Electronic Pamphlet, 2007-02-26 04:44:00